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Ode to A Spork by ~Talzgir:iconTalzgir:





O' to the Spork
Not a spoon, nor a Fork
& yet so helpful with roast Pork
Certainly not for the average Dork

O' it is that true love of Mine
A concept that is just simply Divine
This is a kinda filler third Line
Helps me so much in my effort to Dine

O' the Spork, perfect for both soup and Mash
A terrific gift at any Birthday Bash
Worth it's weight alone in Cash
Even good for Scratching a Rash

O' little Spork, feeding use to be such a Pain
But now all the other cutlery, it tries in Vain
Because they are so old fashioned & ugly & Plain
All down to you little Spork, you keep eating Sane

O' the Spork it makes my soul Sing
& my taste-buds in chorus all chime In
The Spork upon its heavenly Wing
O' the Spork what a wondrous Thing
©2006-2009 ~Talzgir
:icontalzgir:

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Because what utensil deserves it more

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:iconbluecubez:
:clap: Finally sombody who recognises its fantasticabilityness! :D

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Eating all your instant hot chocolate mix, from the jar :lick:

:icontalzgir:
:lmao: why thank you :D
and thanks so much for the fav
may the spork be with you :P

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~TalzGiR
WTF Mate ^^
The Best Bang, since the Big one!
:iconrushy:
"This is a kinda filler third Line" :lol: Gotta love that :D

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Member of :- #britain #DAPensioners .
In vino veritas, nunc est bibendum. - In wine is truth, now we must drink.
:iconbluecubez:
lol :salute:

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Eating all your instant hot chocolate mix, from the jar :lick:

:icontalzgir:
thank you
I had so much fun writing it

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~TalzGiR
WTF Mate ^^
The Best Bang, since the Big one!
:iconandilwen-illiana:
I like it. :D

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"I'll be the baker, you be the butcher, and he can be...the candlestick maker. That's called society."

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:icontalzgir:
why thank you

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~TalzGiR
WTF Mate ^^
The Best Bang, since the Big one!

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